Breaking: Tesla Buys $1.5 Million Worth Of Bitcoin

Less than a week after Elon Musk pumped bitcoin's price via a Twitter bio update, fresh reports revealed that Tesla has purchased a whopping $1.5 billion worth of bitcoin.  According to an official SEC filing published today, the Elon Musk-led company stated that it had acquired the digital currency after updating its investment policy to provide it with "more flexibility to diversify further and maximize returns." Tesla also added that it has the option of allocating some of its funds…